REPENT!!! FOR THE END OF THE UNIX EPOCH IS NIGH!!!
SINNERS!! HEAR ME!! For too long have you lain contented and SLOTHFUL in the illusion that time is infinite! SOON the UNIX EPOCH will END and numbers will OVERFLOW their confines CLEANSING all in a flood the likes we have not seen since 1901!!! The SINS of your 32 BITS will chase your children and your children's children unless you REPENT NOW and cleanse your code of the 2038 BUG!!
Attended by: R Geoffrey Avery (rGeoffrey), Michael Schwern (Schwern), Brad Lhotsky, Kevin Falcone (jibsheet), John Anderson (genehack), Shawn Moore (sartak), Chas. Owens (cowens),