I'm currently the lead organizer for both the 3rd Perl Oasis (Orlando Perl Workshop) and the 12th YAPC::NA. Come to this talk to learn about the insanity that is planning a large Perl event and how you too could go off the deep-end and run one for your self.
Learn all the true secrets[*]: learn the 14 words that will make someone sponsor you forever and the 7 words to say goodbye painlessly to a poor speaker; learn how to speak well and how to bomb horribly; and learn how to rediscover dreams when the world has taken them away.
* Some exceptions apply. Results not guaranteed. Your milage may vary.