Email Hates the Living!

Email Hates the Living!

By Ricardo Signes (‎rjbs‎) from
Date: Saturday, October 11, 2008 04:10 PM
Duration: 50 minutes
Target audience: 1
Tags: email horror rfc wtf

Email: you see it every day. It's on your desktop. It's in your servers.
Through the magic of modern technology, it flows invisibly through the air and
into your PDA! Your cellular phone conducts silent and arcane conversations
with distant servers, speaking the ancient language of SMTP and the unknowable
dialects of IMAP. Surely all this technology means progress of mankind... or
does it?

Now you can learn the truth: buried deep within the eldrich documents
describing the slow accretion of features in the Elder Protocols lie subtle
recursions and devilish ambiguities -- grammars that are not grammars, strings
quietly stripped of their higher bits -- designed to slowly bend the mind of
all who implement them.

Now you can hear of the horrors perpetrated by those who became thrall to these
documents -- and by those, too, who fought to oppose them for the sake of their
own dwindling sanity.

Now it can be told: Email Hates the Living!

WARNING: This talk is low in career-sustaining educational content.

Attended by: Michael Schwern (‎Schwern‎), Ricardo Signes (‎rjbs‎), Andy Grundman (‎andyg‎), John Anderson (‎genehack‎), Kelli Ireland, David Nolan, Michael Aquilina (‎aquilina‎), Sterling Hanenkamp (‎zostay‎), Jonathan David, Tom Peters,

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